Yo mama is so dirty when the colonel yelled hit the dirt everyone
punched her.
Yo momma so hairy...you almost died of carpet burns when you
were born.
Yo Momma so nasty when i asked what's for dinner, she lifted
up her feet and said "CORN"!
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like
Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree.
Yo mamma so fat that she has to wear two watches because
she takes up two time-zones.
Yo momma like a freezer, everyone sticks thier meat in her.
Yo momma so skinny she made toothpicks go out of business.
Yo momma so fat, she tripped on Wal-Mart, fell over K-mart,
and landed right on Target.
Yo momma so ugly she made blind kids cry.
Yo mamma so ugly she makes legless kids run.
Yo momma so stupid she fell up the stairs.
Yo momma so Fat, She put on Guess Jean and squeezed an answer
out.
Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, no one was laughing,
but the ground was cracking up.
Yo momma is so stupid that she went to a family reunion to look
for a date.
Yo mama so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second
and third.
Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock on da floor and missed.
Yo momma so fat, when she walked passed the T.V. I missed
three commercials.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and pissed on
herself.
Yo momma so fat that when she stood up everyone yelled out "ECLIPSE"!
Yo momma so ugly her momma had to feed her with a
sling shot.
Yo mama so harry she got affros on her nipples.
Yo mamma so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids
started running after her cause they thought they missed the bus.
Yo momma hair is so nappy she's gotta take painkillers
to comb her hair.
Yo momma so hairy that she uses a weed wacker to shave.
Yo momma armpits so hairy that she looks like shes got Buck
Weet in a headlock.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for
it to say go.
Yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter
from the condom factory.
Yo momma So fat she takes posters not pictures.
Yo momma so ugly when she was born they put her in an incubator
with tinted windows.
Yo momma so old she made Fred Flinstone's BedRock.
Your momma breath so wack she needs a tick not a tack but the
whole DAMN PACK!
Your Mama's so white she shops at KKKmart.
Yo mama so greasy when she slid into second base, she ended
up in Detroit.
Yo mama so hairy she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars.
Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice cubes down her drawers to keep
the crabs fresh.
Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth
she's talking shit.
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Yo mama's so fat that her ass has its own area code.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick
slowdown, and Ban come off strike.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savingstime.
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it
off a cliff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stole free bread.
Yo mama's so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor
was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just
to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper.
Yo mama's such a drunk, if it wasn't for the olives in the martinies
she would starve to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato
chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.
Yo mama's so smelly, her Sure deodorant is confused and her
Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at
the menu, and says, "Okay".
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long
she slept.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver".
Yo mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she
came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone
company.
Yo mama's so fat, her picture fell off the wall.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so smelly, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo Mama so ugly when she was little her mom had to tie
a porkchop around her neck so the dog would play with her.
Yo Mama so stupid that she called me to get
my phone number.
Yo Mama so stupid that she spent 20 minutes looking
at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
Yo Mama so stupid that she put lipstick on her
forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo Mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a
shoot-out. ."
Yo Mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's
in alphabetical order.
Yo Mama so stupid that she thought a quarterback
was a refund.
Yo Mama so stupid that she got locked in a grocery
store and starved to death.
Yo Mama so stupid that if you gave her a penny
for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
Yo Mama so stupid that they had to burn the
school down to get her out of third grade.
Yo Mama so stupid that under "education" on
her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
Yo Mama so stupid that she tripped over a cordless
phone. .
Yo Mama so stupid that she asked for a price
check at the Dollar Store.
Yo Mama so stupid that it takes her two hours
to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama so stupid that if she spoke her mind,
she'd probably be speechless.
Yo Mama so stupid that she studied for a blood
test. .
Yo Mama so stupid that she thought Meow Mix
was a record for cats.
Yo Mama so stupid that she sold the car for
gas money.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw the "NC-17"
(under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo Mama so stupid that when she heard that 90%
of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. .
Yo Mama so stupid that when she took you to
the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
